Monday, November 30, 2009

so many kinds of just plain wrong

the genius who got z-listers like danny bonaduce and tanya harding into the boxing ring has pulled a stunner.

he went in search of amy fisher. remember the long island lolita who blew a hole in the face of the wife of her married and grossly older guido boyfriend? the one that was the subject of not one, but THREE, made for tv movies (one with drew barrymore and one with alyssa milano) and countless hours of hard copy? yeah, that one.

at the house he meets her new boobs and her husband. an ex-cop.

oh to be a fly on the wall.

book your acela tix for december 18th to philly.

her husband, yes, a former police officer, will "fight" rodney king. yeah, that guy. the one who was on the receiving end of one the most infamous cop beat-downs of our time.

there is no longer lead in the water. why is everyone insane?


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