last night i heard, then saw, a victoria's secret commercial on tv. in severe non-shopping mode all these months, all the catalogs have gone straight to recycling, so i am out of the lingerie loop.they have a new "miraculous push-up bra". instantly (well, as soon as you put it on) adds 2 full cup sizes. never having worn a padded bra, i have no idea how much batting that is, but likely enough to make a puppy bed.
please 'splain how this is different than the junior high girl stuffing sweat socks in her training bra? once the guy gets in there, expecting cantaloupes but getting blueberries, then what? yeah, a 13-year-old boy will be thrilled to be copping a feel, but a grown man won't be thinking wtf?
although if a chick isn't getting any a $50 bra is way cheaper than a $5000 boob job and will succeed just as well in getting catcalls and hisses of "mommy" at construction sites.
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