The world's first "wellness bra", the Brassage, is being released in the US this week, for $59.Produced by Intimate Health, it promises to "stimulate lymphatic flow" to flush out toxins that other bras might trap. It's billed as a detox bra, because of the massaging bumps built into the sides.
this is an actual product. it is for sale. for real money. while i don't think i would mind my boobs being massaged, i'm only imagining annoying friction and a possible rash from bumps inside my bra.
not to mention this whole detox thing is making me nutty.
the only thing trapped by my bra are my boobs. the happiest part of my day is when they get set free. :)
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