real amurricanz, redux

lazy blogger, i've become, off cheating on other boards, but this was too good to take a pass.

our old friend the slutty stewardess has been flogging her book and raking in speaking fees from hyped-up teabaggers. this morning in nashville, she made a crack about obama being charismatic guy with a teleprompter. she apparently was too busy doing her hair to watch his face-off in front of the congress last week, which was unscripted, off-the-cuff and during which he eviscerated most of the republicrats with his smarty-pants-ness.

anyway, her usual blah-blah-blah, then she sat down for a little q & a. during which she could be seen looking at her hand. i've pasted a large format of the pic so you know I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

like a 4th-grader cheating on a test, she wrote her talking points on her palm.

"Energy"
"Budget (cut?)
"Tax"
"Lift American spirits"

she had crossed out "budget" and replaced it with "tax cuts". even she doesn't know which she is for? or was she not sure what the guy would ask her?

she cracks at obama for using a teleprompter, (uh, shrub did too...), but apparently isn't smart enough to use one. also proving she isn't smart enough to know that people in the audience all have little devices that take pictures. pictures that make points and do not go away because they are instantly on the twitternets and spread all over the world faster than she can shoot a wolf.

in case we need proof that even cheat sheet can't help this broad, here is the word salad she offered in reply to the question, "what should a republican congress's top 3 priorities be?" palin replied, "stop spending," "energy policy," and something about hugging and speaking to god:

"I think, kind of tougher to put our arms around, but allowing America's spirit to rise again by not being afraid to kind of go back to some of our roots as a God fearing nation where we're not afraid to say especially in times of potential trouble in the future here, where we're not afraid to say, you know, we don't have all the answers as fallible men and women so it would be wise of us to start seeking some divine intervention again in this country, so that we can be safe and secure and prosperous again. To have people involved in government who aren't afraid to go that route, not so afraid of the political correctness that you know – they have to be afraid of what the media said about them if they were to proclaim their alliance to our creator."

now i know why she hates the word "retard."


thanks to huffpo for this bright spot in my day, lol.