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(cue the twangy gittars...)

DOGHOUSE

why you married me remains a mystery
nothin' i do is ever good enough fer you

but i never hit on your sister
broke up the china with a pistol
i just do what all men like to do...

i like to go a-huntin' and fishin'
drive fast in an automobile
i like to get laid at least twice a day
and sit down to three hot meals

i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear this doghouse down!

i won't be so eager to please
get up off my hands and knees

i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear this doghouse down!
and walk like a man
while i still can...

why you married me remains a mystery
nothin' i do is ever good enough fer you

i wanna sleep in the big white house
watch tv on yer clean white couch
yer not gonna tell me what to do

all next week i'm gonna go fishin'
and i don't wanna hear any bitchin'

i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear this doghouse down!

i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear
i'm gonna tear this doghouse down

i'm gonna tear this doghouse down
beyond what remains...

--props to dave champagne and katie alcott -- you guys rock. ;)
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