Sunday, June 06, 2010

white trash


am gonna try to make sure to squeeze in all the deets here.

one of the ed hardy women at my work was going OFF tonight about some now-former best friend who was catty-trash-talking about her (my co-worker) being a slut. my co-worker can manage to look slutty in sweat pants and a sweat shirt. what she does in her off-hours i'm mostly fine not knowing, but she claims to not have had sex in 4 months. ahem.

anyway...

my jerry springer recap:

  • this woman is 26
  • has 2 babies with 2 different baby daddies
  • she got preggers within the 1st month of fucking these guys
  • neither of which has ever held a real job, both of them have lengthy records
  • one is 33 and has never had a driver's license
  • when not in jail, both guys live with their ma
  • this woman is now pregnant with baby #3, from a new daddy
  • she has been seeing this guy less than 2 months and is already knocked up
  • this daddy was the b/f of her "best" friend for 15 years
  • the ex-g/f just had an abortion of this guy's kid 2 weeks ago, before she knew these 2 had hooked up
  • this guy has no job, no car and a lengthy record
  • like the others, he deals drugs
  • the woman has herpes and hepatitis c, both of which she knew she had before fucking this guy and getting knocked up



her trash-talking of the woman i know, took place in a local, after the mom-to-be had several jager-bombs and was calling her out on being a slut and a back-stabbah and a cratah-face, who'd fuck any guy with a nice cah. all of which was relayed 2nd-hand! jeebus!! this happens with adults?

who are these people? i always thought their stories on springer/maury/jenny/sally were exaggerated. um, not. these just have townie accents instead of hillbilly drawls and live in the projects instead of a single-wide.


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