yesterday on her pal glenn beck's show:
"This speaks to a bigger picture here that certainly scares me in terms of our national security policy," the former vice presidential candidate said on Wednesday. "But obviously we've gotta stand with our North Korean allies."
confusing north and south korea, was a mistake. fair enough we all make 'em and most of us aren't on tv having to talk about stuff we don't know anything about, and few of us feel the same visceral imperative to stay in the spotlight. she fled to the safety of her fans and facebook page and retaliated by posting links of obama's verbal gaffes. instead of just laughing it off, "oops!" kinda thing, she then wadded her panties all up in a sissy bunch and whined how whenever she makes a mistake (c'mon ms. palin it's often enough that my google alert would 'spolde, ok?)the lamestream media jumps on it and runs and blows it up and i was tired and it's not fair cuz why do you people still like barry? huh, huh, why?
earlier in the week she gave up this little bit of gobbledy-gook:
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree. I studied journalism, who, what, where, when, and why of reporting"
the first bit of syntax made my head pound the desk and the fact that she forgot the "how" as to the 6th question that should be answered in any solid bit of reporting can likely be attributed to... um... not paying attention in school? or never reading newspapers?
someone with A LOT of time on their hands created this compendium and wasilla greatest hits which is brilliant and scary at the same time:
her high school gpa was 2.2 (maybe bristol is just too dumb after all for them to bother forking out dough for college)
she dropped out of 4 never-heard-of-bumfuck colleges before finally matriculating
compared legal abortions to the tuskegee experiments
like a tiny-town version of #43, she took over a government that had no debt and left it in the hole for $19 millz.
authorized an increase in the sales tax
increased salaries and bennies by 67%
spending on office furniture and supplies went up 117%
her staff of 50 cost the town an average of $140,000 each -- $7 million
she raised property taxes and supported an increase in the sales tax to pay for a sports arena
supported allowing parents to opt their children out of curricula offensive to their privacy, religion or conscience. (which worked brilliantly for not allowing bristol to take sex ed and is working great for the new, and ever-growing, breed of amuricans --including palin- who take the bible literally)
she also admits to having smoked pot. how on earth did i not hear about that when she and her slutty stewardess hairdo were EVERYWHERE in '08? huh? c'mon, lamestream media? how unfair are you?
lots more there, but i want to give myself head-space for something less, um, noisome, tyvm.
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