Wednesday, November 24, 2010

abstinence in amurica

the story that inspired my previous post was an awful read on thanksgiving eve.

so just as another side of the coin option, let's remember what might happen to other girls who are supposed to be abstinent. they get knocked up too.

but their mom is white and purty and famous (and famously polarizing) so they get to galoomph their cankles and notorious uterus all over tv. "dancing with the who-the-fuck-is-that-anyway," has brought the palins weeks and weeks of free publicity, tens of thousands of dollars into bristol's bank account, and all sorts of bizarro tea-bagger shenanigans against the "liberal elite." (newsflash to baggers: we are not watching dwts, ok? having even to hear about it is retarded. oh, wait, that's hate-speech. sorry babay trig.)

anybody else wonder why there is no plan for bristol for college? not like they can't afford it. is she too stoopid? bah. even her momz finally found a school where she could graduate but they've proven smart enough to milk the fame machine so she doesn't have to go to school or really work. by the weight she gained on this show (where everybody else drops to bones from the work-outs), i'm athinking lazeeeeee factors hard-core in there too.

white and rich sure does beat black and poor, huh?


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