abstinence icon and mommy accessory, bristol palin, and her dumb hunky baby-daddy splashed themselves and their bastard son on the cover of some rag as a wedding announcement. hooray. another magazine has paid levi to NOT show his junk.
conspiracy theorists proffer that the timing is to deflect any glam from chelsea clinton's upcoming nuptials, but we couldn't have a more roadkill-to-pineapples comparison here, could we? the clinton camp is so mum on chelsea's deets nobody is even sure where it's being held and it's 2 weeks away. while the two star-crossed tundra teens are now shopping a reality show about their sure-to-be klassy wedding and lives as newlyweds. (she really wants levi to wear hunting camo as part of his wedding suit.)
but network honchos are kinda-not-so-fast. "don't think we should do it. neither of them have personalities," said one cable honcho. possibly one of the most refreshing quotes i've ever seen from a tv suit, lmao.
one other thing? how the hell did those two brown-eyed brunettes get a tow-head as a kid?
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