jesus in the tree bark and in the grilled cheese samich. if i recall, there recently was a potato jesus someplace too.
well, happy easter to all you catholic faithful, because our nazi pope has decided to unfurl the shroud of turin, for only the 5th time in 100 years. it was last seen in 2002 after its extensive restoration. its next appearance was scheduled for 2025, but that has been hastened way upwards.
oh, noes, it is most certainly NOT "religious tourism", but an "opportunity for the faithful to meditate, pray and contemplate on the mystery and extraordinary suffering of christ."
last time this rag was out, over 1 million came to gawk.
in 1988, 3 independent labs carbon-dated separate pieces of the cloth and placed its origin between 1260 and 1390, offering it was simply a brilliant medieval fakery. pt barnum must roll in his grave about this hoax successfully baiting the sheeple for 5 centuries! "egress this way," indeed.
the nuns indoctrinated me to the pope's infallibility, that he is the mind and voice of god here on earth, so i am quite sure that ratzi does not mean this as any kind of icon smoke and mirrors to distract from all the euro-pedo's now flaming up all over the continent. including his personal approval of the transfer of rev. peter hullerman, from within his own district. he directly received a memo advising the priest not be allowed to work with children, had to give up drinking and attend private therapy. none of this happened. the pervert was quietly moved to a different parish, a chess piece in a frock, and eventually convicted of further molestations.
there is not enough red silk papal cloak cloth to smother these fires. we thought it was bad here in boston. now it is in ratzi's own house.
oh! lookee over here, i found a piece of the true cross!
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