it's her own fault

last friday a guy stabbed his girlfriend numerous times, in the abdomen, apparently during a dispute in which she refused to get an abortion.

the woman remains in hospital in critical condition, 5 days after the attack.

now the police are saying it appears the woman may not have been pregnant.

she is 28, the boyfriend had just turned 18, and according to his mother, was trying to break it off with his mrs. robinson. the mother wonders why a woman 10 years older would want to date her son "anyway".

this would not have been the first time in the history of the world a desperate woman has lied about a bun in the oven to snare a guy through guilt. although in this era of at-home preggers tests, i'm thinking it's not a ruse that can be kept up for long.

but apparently the mom feels the over-the-hill hussy got what she deserved. it's her own fault for messing with somebody "too" young. let's pass out an early "mother of the year" award here to somebody who grew a son who solves a baby dispute with a knife. shall we?

christ on toast.