lmao, i'm thinking not so much... real product, available in the uk, formulated in some 21-year-old's bedroom. it's got mexican lime juice, italian grape juice, ginko biloba and guarana (which always make me think "guano", which is how all these things taste), and the company now has a staff of 10! woo-hoo! ad copy in italics:
The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. if you need a can of pussy in your hand to be shocking, you should stay home and let somebody else take your space in the club.
Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence. nope, named by a wanker.
Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. actually, it's an end point for most folks.
A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible. the notion of my pussy being autonomous is just weird. and i'm thinking if a pussy starts conversations, most guys would prefer it just shut up and open wide.
Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.
We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable. my pussy has never worn wingtips, for sure, but i do like its predictability, cuz it's always there when it's needed. i don't want it out on the town on its own.
i hate people today too.
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