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there are certain republiclowns i am coming to depend upon to bring me the face-palm moments (except they also bring night terrors) and one of those is sen. tom coburn from oklahoma. you remember tom, right? another member of the extreme fundy group "the family", who, as an ob/gyn, claimed doctor/patient privilege in his counseling of slutty sen. ensign who was outted for fucking his not-wife and most definitely does not have a uterus.

this weekend was a "values voter" summit in d.c., with all sorts of loonies to bring the lulz: baby farmer michele bachmann, mike huckabee (i guess god stopped helping sway his voters?), actor stephen baldwin, phyllis schlafly (she's not dead and jello-wrestling with anita bryant in hell? wtf), and windswept former beauty queen carrie prejean. mormon mitt romney was there as a centrist. (and, no lie, a very bright white hope for 2012.)

as a direct paste from their site, here are the titles for the break-out sessions:

• SPEECHLESS - SILENCING THE CHRISTIANS
• THUGOCRACY - FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY
• DEFUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD
• ACTIVISM AND CONSERVATISM: FIT TO A TEA (PARTY)
• TRUE TOLERANCE: COUNTERING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
• THE THREAT OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
• OBAMACARE: RATIONING YOUR LIFE AWAY
• MARRIAGE: WHY IT'S WORTH DEFENDING AND HOW REDEFINING IT THREATENS RELIGIOUS LIBERTY
• THE NEW MASCULINITY
• WAIT NO MORE: FINDING FAMILIES FOR WAITING KIDS
• TURNING THE TIDE IN YOUR GENERATION
• GLOBAL WARMING HYSTERIA: THE NEW FACE OF THE "PRO-DEATH" AGENDA

and here are some juicy cherry picks from the sessions deets, in order to continue the tide of fear, other-bashing and hysterical lying:

Ultimately, climate change hysteria rests on an unbiblical view of God, mankind, and the environment.

Redefining marriage poses serious threats to the religious liberties of people who continue to believe that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman.

Long lines, refusal of care, months waiting for needed surgeries, rationing of treatments, mandates in support of abortion.

Why did the President's science advisor support coerced abortions to protect the planet?

Americans are at a greater risk of losing their basic freedoms today than ever before in the history of this nation.

Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new "masculinism" right.


sen. coburn had this lil gem as part of a statement read by his chief of staff:

"praising one's parents in nightly prayers could enforce the notion of marriage, and telling children that "all pornography is homosexual pornography" could prevent them from becoming perverted."



because nothing says "homo" quicker to a horny teenage boy than hustler or estonian internet bukake. um, yeah. and seeing a triple-d blonde get trained by 10 bikers will make him want peen. for realz and forever.