let's have a sunday night trifecta, why don't we? this one may be for the win:
fertilus maximus.
a 29-year old guy in tennessee has 21 children, with 11 different women. the kids range in age from infant to 11 years, so at least he wasn't banging it out of the park when he was underage. twice, two different years, he had 4 children within the year. he's not married to anybody and has a minimum wage job. his name was on the docket 11 times in ONE DAY last week, representing 15 kids in family court. by law, the state can only take 50% of his pay, but with his measly wage, when the pie is sliced up, some women get $2 a month. enfamil and underoos cost way more than that. none of the momz seem to work, so the state is footing the bill for this guy's extra loose and so-sloppy cannon.
he claims all the women *knew* that he was a baby factory. best quote? he didn't mean to have so many kids, "it just happened." people's stoopidity never ceases to amaze me, yet this guy continues to find women willing to go it bare-back with him? how desperate must be the lives of these women, that this guy seems promising? in any way? yes, he works and looks to have all his teeth, but c'mon? really? guy that already has 20 kids he doesn't support? that must be one magic schlong.
call my agent. i'm drawing a reality show where he and octo-mom go fierce at some sort of fertility death match...
maybe i need to stop reading the news and switch to reality tv. poor susan boyle, ya know?
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