as seen here

(more precisely, *there*, cuz i was still in lowell.)

older fellow carrying an aluminum lawn chair at the folk festival. taped to the front of his shirt, a piece of loose-leaf paper, with red magic marker writing:

please do not give any beer to this man.
thank you.
~~his spouse

i can only imagine her saying before he left the house, "if you come home without this sign, don't come home!"